thedariatsblog:

i mean, yeah, sweet, i know people that like homestuck there. awesome.

but when a teacher asks you where youre going to take a midterm, and you say the testing room, and his response is:

“What are you, special ed??”

…yeah. that seriously took a major piece of joy out of my day.

i mean, i go…

((feel like putting this here because i fucking can. deal with it.)) 

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK.

I THOUGHT I SAID NO MORE FUCKING BUCKET QUESTIONS YOU IGNORANT HORNFONDLING ASSFUCKS.

SERIOUSLY I HAVE GOD DAMN MINOR ON THIS MENTAL INSTITUTE WE CALL A METEOR AND SHE READS THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY.

DO YOU THINK I LIKE THROWING YARN AT HER IN RANDOM FUCKING DIRECTIONS TWENTY FOUR FUCKING SEVEN??

IF YOU COULDNT TELL. THE ANSWER, YOU STUPID NOOKSUCKING FAILURES OF LIVING ORGANISMS, WAS NO.

thedariatsblog:

So when you make a decision, you have a variety of options right?

For shits and giggles, lets go with two people placing a bet. Lets say these two kids are named Jimmy and Tommy. Tommy, an all A’s student, bet Jimmy, a bit of a social outcast, $100 if he could flip a coin and get all heads three…

((reblogging cause i used logic. for once.

IM PROUD OF MYSELF OKAY))

WHAT THE FUCK

I DONT DO THAT FUCKING STUPID SHIPPING THING. YOU’D BE BETTER OFF ASKING NEPETA. GOD DAMNIT.

((personally, if i could ship Karkat with more than one person, itd be

Karkat <3< John

Karkat <> Gamzee

and Karkat <3 Nepeta.))

AGAIN I DONT DO THIS STUPID SHITTY SHIPPY THING.

gimmyjams:

askcarcinogeneticist6:

gimmyjams:

GINA

OMFG

KASDHNFKASDHIF 

HAHA!

AND I DIDNT EVEN I HAVE TO GO TO MICHIGAN >:D!! TAKE THAT MICHIGAN!!!!

PARTEHHH!!! :DDDDDDD!

 BUH BUH BUH

WE NEED MOREEEE FAYGOOOOOO D:

gimmyjams:

GINA

OMFG

KASDHNFKASDHIF 

ARE WE FUCKING TAKING THIS TO HERE NOW RP

REALLY YOU FUCKING WHORE

GOD DAMNIT.

OH HEY THER MO

SUP

((btw HI NOMNOMS X333))

I HAVENT HEARD FROM YOUR FRI- OH WAIT THERE THEY ARE.

2hut up you 2tupiid hecto2pectal2

((someone had to do this. his chumhandle is twinVectors.))

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW???

WELL… ALRIGHT FINE

SHE ISNT THAT BAD… SHE’S… UH… KINDA CUTE SOMETIMES TOO… BUT I DIDNT SAY THAT

I GUESS SHE’S ALRIGHT WHEN SHE ISNT ROLE PLAYING…

BUT I SURE AS HELL WOULNDT FOLLOW MY ANCESTORS FOOTSTEPS. NO FUCKING WAY

UHH….. OKAY….

YOU OKAY BRO? THERES UHHH SOMETHING ON YOUR FUCKING FACE…

WHAT EVEN IS THA-

OH GOD.

OKAY FUCKASSES. IF YOU WANT A REASONABLY QUICK ASK OR YOU WANT TO FUCKING TALK, MY TROLLTAG ON PESTERCHUM 3.14IS carc1noGenet1c1st. BUT I PROBABLY WILL BE ATTENDING TO IMPORTANT AWESOME LEADERY SHIT OR SOMETHING.

((but seriously guys I’ll probably be chillin on it BD))

WHAT THE FU-

SOLLUX. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE FUCKING TIME FOR THIS STUPID SITE ANYWAY.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NO. SO ALLOW ME TO PREPARE A NICE WARM “FUCK YOU” FOR YOU.

*ding*

AH ITS READY.

FUCK YOU.

FF-FF-FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

AT LEAST MINE DONT GET IN THE FUCKING WAY OF ANYTHING.

…

WHAT

UGHHH

FINE. GET OVER HERE YOU BIG STUPID FUCKING PSYCHOTIC CLOWN.

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